Writing Competition (Bettie Entry)

Apple Pie A la Mode

By Bettie

Are you sure?

Yeah. I got straight from the big man himself.

Shit.

Yeah.

How soon?

Tomorrow.

Shit

Yeah.

Can I get you folks some more coffee?

Sure.

Sir?

Yeah, Okay.

Aw, y’all look so sad, would you like some pie?

Yeah, okay.

Great! We have apple, pea-

Apple’s fine.

I’ll put a great big heap of ice cream on top for you, okay?

Thanks.

I’d fuck her.

You’d fuck anything that moved.

Not everything. I don’t want to fuck a dog.

That implies that you’d fuck some sort of animal.

Well, today I might, fuck it, why not?

You’re gross.

Says the woman who fucked a cucumber.

Many people have fucked cucumbers. It’s a thing.

Here’s your pie!

Shirley, you’ve fucked a cucumber, haven’t you?

I-what?

You know, gotten so horny you go and get a cuke out the fridge and fuck yourself with it

I don’t think I should-

Oh come on. You don’t know us, we don’t know you. Who we gonna tell?

I-um- uhhh

Don’t worry about it, Shirl. Thanks for the pie.

Um, okay.

Why you gotta be such an asshole?

What? I wanted to prove to you that it’s a thing.

But cmon, shes a nice girl.

Nice ass too.

You’re fucking gross.

So tomorrow?

Yeah.

What’s gonna happen?

Boss says it’s gonna be amazing.

Hail and brimstone?

I don’t know.

Just “Spectacular” he said.

Wow.

Yeah.

So what now?

What about us you mean?

Yeah.

It’s over tomorrow.

I know. Everything’s over tomorrow

We had plans.

I know.

Maybe we can speed it up?

Maybe. I don’t want to be there for it.

I don’t either.

What do you suggest?

We can get some pills, or a gun.

Guns are messy. Let’s do the pills.

Okay.

You’re oddly calm about it.

I’m with you. Nothing can faze me.

Damn.

Any regrets?

I guess I wish I had told you earlier I loved you.

Tell me now.

I love you, Maggie.

I love you, Sam.

I’ll miss you.

We’ll be together, there.

Yeah, but I’ll miss you here.

Okay, once.

What?

With a carrot

A carrot?

It was huge

Didn’t think you had it in you, Shirley.

Here’s a twenty.

Oh wow, thanks. But you just had coffee.

And pie

And pie. Are you sure?

Sure, Shirley.

Thanks.

No problem.

Maggie?

Yeah?

Let’s go. We have a few drugstores to hit up.

Have a good day you two!

Thanks Shirley! Stay away from that salad!

Oh Maggie.

Writing Competition (Deadman Entry)

Antiquities And Ash
By: Deadman

The two men in the dusty and torn jackets sat by the window of the small cafe. The lights flickered every now and again, dust fell from the loose ceiling tiles sporadically, obscuring the view for a few seconds. Despite the obvious turmoil that they were in the two men seemed jovial. John wore a blue suit decorated with rips and tears, and across from him sat Brian, a grey suit with burn marks here and there.

John was still smiling as he wiped a tear from his eye, brought on from laughter, “Yeah. I remember her. Judy. God she was ugly. Her boyfriend tried to pawn her off on me one time. I think you were there.” Brian thought for a moment, “Oh yeah! You were so drunk and what did you say...uh…?” They both rubbed scraped up chins with dirty hands as they tried to recall the phrase. The blonde man in the brown suit snapped his fingers as it came to him, “I remember! You said 'Dude! I don’t wanna fuck a dog!'”

They both erupted with laughter again, the grey suited one with dark hair added, “Yeah! You got in a fight with him that night.” They both laughed just a moment longer while each finishing off the beer bottle before them. Another rumble made the near dozen empties rattle against each other. A sigh ended their guffaws, the two men looking at the table between them, searching for another subject to discuss.

Soon their smiles melted to despaired frowns, a pair of bottles joined the others, and another rumble came. A few ceiling tiles fell, a light crashed to it’s spark-throwing end, none of it seemed to matter to John and Brian. The dark haired one spoke so soft it was barely audible, “Never thought those guys with those signs standing on the street corners telling us to ‘Repent or die’ would’ve been right.” John nodded his agreement, slipping the stolen glock pistol from his jacket pocket and placing it on the table. Brian gave a forlorn look from the weapon to it’s owner then did the same, producing his own pistol, a 1911.

“I have one round left.” Both sets of eyes went to the glock, then to the other. “Me, too.” Somebody screamed outside, long and bloody, ending in a gurgling sound. “Are you too drunk to pull that trigger?” John asked, keeping his eyes down. “No. Are you?” Brian responded. “No.” It was easy to understand what the blonde man with the grey suit was getting at. His blue eyes met Brian’s green ones. A window gave way on the other end of the diner, a sign that time was nearly up.

“I’m sorry you couldn’t save Becca and the kids.” Tears cut clean swaths in the ashes that covered both their faces as emotions bled through. “I’m sorry you had to watch your mom and brother go like that.” The two men looked at each other and nodded, their condolences said. John had always been the strong one in their 25 year friendship and now he had to use that strength, “At the same time. On three.”

Unsteady arms leveled weapons that only had a bullet each. Green and blue eyes stared down the barrel of a gun. “One.” They counted together. “Two.” One of their voices broke a bit. “Three.” Fingers started to squeeze triggers. Brian’s arm dropped to the table, not firing his last round, “I ca-” John’s gun flashed and the world went deaf for a moment, Brian slumped over in silence. The blonde man with no more bullets started screaming. He asked why over and over again. As he broke into sobs the windows next to him shattered. What looked like thick, black, smoke that was alive and writhing with purpose poured into the diner.

Everything shook again. Lines danced across the screen. The video ended. The time stamp on the corner of the screen placed it 160 years ago, to the day. The day now referred to as “Armaggedon”. Some call it “The Rapture”. But the few people left on this world agree that it was a day of darkness. Now the video footage of John and Brian is being sold in a slum market as an antiquity. A hard drive whirred loudly as a few buttons were pressed. Another video began to play.

Three Cheers... (Writing Competition Short)

The engine of the car James was in roared with each press of the gas pedal. It gave him a much needed boost to the adrenaline that was fading fast. He’d never bought what they did in the movies, chugging vodka to kill the pain of the gunshots that the character was feeling, but he knew, now, why they did: it worked. The several holes in his body oozing precious red were now only a numb thought. The road ahead was endless and he didn’t mind. While his engine was moaning and groaning the three behind him were doing worse trying to keep up with him. James was going numb, the only thing he felt was the ring on a thin gold chain that occasionally bumped against his chest when he went over a bump. In fact. The only reason he’d wipe the blood from his brow is because it would temporarily turn his vision red. He smiled. The last smile he’d ever put on and spoke his final words, “For you, Julie. When they’re dead. I’ll cheer.” He jerked the wheel to the left and grabbed his pistol, throwing the car into park, and flinging the door open as the other three cars screeched to a hault. His barrel found them. And their barrels found him.

Five and a half months ago Julie and James were all but strangers. He was single, she was married, and a chance meeting turned into a water cooler romance. Their relationship flew fast and bloomed quickly. Going almost immediately from casual lunches at the dinette down the street to renting a hotel room for an hour or two. Her husband never suspected a thing until one day she forgot her phone at home. Usually she locked it, but he was a clever man. There wasn’t a lot there, but enough to make him suspicious. At the dinette James and Julie sat at their usual spot, away from the window, and had lunch. Her husband nearly let the whole thing go until he watched the man and his wife share a deep and passionate kiss. Money was no object and he would make sure that they would both pay. She would suffer. He would watch.

James did watch. As four men beat and raped Julie. He screamed her name as her husband did the same. He lost his voice from all the screaming he was doing. She almost never said a word during the whole thing, only whimpering James’ name every now and again. The eye that wasn’t swollen shut from the beating still shone emerald green as she pleaded silently to him. One moment her lips are quivering, her eye shimmering, then they were still and glazed over. The shell fell right in front of her face, ejected from the pistol in her husband’s hand. Then the silenced pistol turned to James and again a bullet flew. James grunted with the impact as the nine millimeter bullet tore through his body and shattered the handcuffs holding him captive. James took the opportunity and escaped, letting fury fuel his violence, he bashed in the head of one of the men and injured the other three, including Julie’s husband. He snatched a set of keys off the floor, slipped Julie’s ring off her finger and onto the chain around his neck. He kissed her once more and another bullet tore through him.

The car he stole was a newer model luxury sedan and in the front passenger seat was a cache of pistols and a bottle or two of alcohol. James could only imagine what for. He had chugged half the bottle of vodka that he’d found, driven the car as fast and as far as he could. Cuts and bruises and probably broken bones all were just a numb memory. Now he faced the bastards that hurt Julie and him. The pistol in his hand jumped over and over, the air filling with the concussion like reports of the many guns now being fired. Soon it was silent. Julie’s husband lay near one of the cars, his brains on the floor next to him. The other men were gone, as well. James leaned against the car he stole, panting and gasping his last ragged breaths, cold creeping deeper and deeper into him. There were a few more bullet holes, now, and he had precious little time. With a shaking hand he picked up Julie’s ring, held it to his lips for a kiss, and gave no one a blood stained smile, “Hip...Hip...Hoor…..” He slumped to the ground, silent.