Writing Competition (Bettie Entry)

Apple Pie A la Mode

By Bettie

Are you sure?

Yeah. I got straight from the big man himself.

Shit.

Yeah.

How soon?

Tomorrow.

Shit

Yeah.

Can I get you folks some more coffee?

Sure.

Sir?

Yeah, Okay.

Aw, y’all look so sad, would you like some pie?

Yeah, okay.

Great! We have apple, pea-

Apple’s fine.

I’ll put a great big heap of ice cream on top for you, okay?

Thanks.

I’d fuck her.

You’d fuck anything that moved.

Not everything. I don’t want to fuck a dog.

That implies that you’d fuck some sort of animal.

Well, today I might, fuck it, why not?

You’re gross.

Says the woman who fucked a cucumber.

Many people have fucked cucumbers. It’s a thing.

Here’s your pie!

Shirley, you’ve fucked a cucumber, haven’t you?

I-what?

You know, gotten so horny you go and get a cuke out the fridge and fuck yourself with it

I don’t think I should-

Oh come on. You don’t know us, we don’t know you. Who we gonna tell?

I-um- uhhh

Don’t worry about it, Shirl. Thanks for the pie.

Um, okay.

Why you gotta be such an asshole?

What? I wanted to prove to you that it’s a thing.

But cmon, shes a nice girl.

Nice ass too.

You’re fucking gross.

So tomorrow?

Yeah.

What’s gonna happen?

Boss says it’s gonna be amazing.

Hail and brimstone?

I don’t know.

Just “Spectacular” he said.

Wow.

Yeah.

So what now?

What about us you mean?

Yeah.

It’s over tomorrow.

I know. Everything’s over tomorrow

We had plans.

I know.

Maybe we can speed it up?

Maybe. I don’t want to be there for it.

I don’t either.

What do you suggest?

We can get some pills, or a gun.

Guns are messy. Let’s do the pills.

Okay.

You’re oddly calm about it.

I’m with you. Nothing can faze me.

Damn.

Any regrets?

I guess I wish I had told you earlier I loved you.

Tell me now.

I love you, Maggie.

I love you, Sam.

I’ll miss you.

We’ll be together, there.

Yeah, but I’ll miss you here.

Okay, once.

What?

With a carrot

A carrot?

It was huge

Didn’t think you had it in you, Shirley.

Here’s a twenty.

Oh wow, thanks. But you just had coffee.

And pie

And pie. Are you sure?

Sure, Shirley.

Thanks.

No problem.

Maggie?

Yeah?

Let’s go. We have a few drugstores to hit up.

Have a good day you two!

Thanks Shirley! Stay away from that salad!

Oh Maggie.

Writing Competition (Deadman Entry)

Antiquities And Ash
By: Deadman

The two men in the dusty and torn jackets sat by the window of the small cafe. The lights flickered every now and again, dust fell from the loose ceiling tiles sporadically, obscuring the view for a few seconds. Despite the obvious turmoil that they were in the two men seemed jovial. John wore a blue suit decorated with rips and tears, and across from him sat Brian, a grey suit with burn marks here and there.

John was still smiling as he wiped a tear from his eye, brought on from laughter, “Yeah. I remember her. Judy. God she was ugly. Her boyfriend tried to pawn her off on me one time. I think you were there.” Brian thought for a moment, “Oh yeah! You were so drunk and what did you say...uh…?” They both rubbed scraped up chins with dirty hands as they tried to recall the phrase. The blonde man in the brown suit snapped his fingers as it came to him, “I remember! You said 'Dude! I don’t wanna fuck a dog!'”

They both erupted with laughter again, the grey suited one with dark hair added, “Yeah! You got in a fight with him that night.” They both laughed just a moment longer while each finishing off the beer bottle before them. Another rumble made the near dozen empties rattle against each other. A sigh ended their guffaws, the two men looking at the table between them, searching for another subject to discuss.

Soon their smiles melted to despaired frowns, a pair of bottles joined the others, and another rumble came. A few ceiling tiles fell, a light crashed to it’s spark-throwing end, none of it seemed to matter to John and Brian. The dark haired one spoke so soft it was barely audible, “Never thought those guys with those signs standing on the street corners telling us to ‘Repent or die’ would’ve been right.” John nodded his agreement, slipping the stolen glock pistol from his jacket pocket and placing it on the table. Brian gave a forlorn look from the weapon to it’s owner then did the same, producing his own pistol, a 1911.

“I have one round left.” Both sets of eyes went to the glock, then to the other. “Me, too.” Somebody screamed outside, long and bloody, ending in a gurgling sound. “Are you too drunk to pull that trigger?” John asked, keeping his eyes down. “No. Are you?” Brian responded. “No.” It was easy to understand what the blonde man with the grey suit was getting at. His blue eyes met Brian’s green ones. A window gave way on the other end of the diner, a sign that time was nearly up.

“I’m sorry you couldn’t save Becca and the kids.” Tears cut clean swaths in the ashes that covered both their faces as emotions bled through. “I’m sorry you had to watch your mom and brother go like that.” The two men looked at each other and nodded, their condolences said. John had always been the strong one in their 25 year friendship and now he had to use that strength, “At the same time. On three.”

Unsteady arms leveled weapons that only had a bullet each. Green and blue eyes stared down the barrel of a gun. “One.” They counted together. “Two.” One of their voices broke a bit. “Three.” Fingers started to squeeze triggers. Brian’s arm dropped to the table, not firing his last round, “I ca-” John’s gun flashed and the world went deaf for a moment, Brian slumped over in silence. The blonde man with no more bullets started screaming. He asked why over and over again. As he broke into sobs the windows next to him shattered. What looked like thick, black, smoke that was alive and writhing with purpose poured into the diner.

Everything shook again. Lines danced across the screen. The video ended. The time stamp on the corner of the screen placed it 160 years ago, to the day. The day now referred to as “Armaggedon”. Some call it “The Rapture”. But the few people left on this world agree that it was a day of darkness. Now the video footage of John and Brian is being sold in a slum market as an antiquity. A hard drive whirred loudly as a few buttons were pressed. Another video began to play.

Made It Home (Original Short)

I'm exhausted. My arms are dead weight, lead bars dangling from my shoulder sockets. The fire axe at the end of them is quickly losing it's edge, but it still makes a head a canoe in one swing. Even if I could form a real sentence my throat feels like I drank battery acid from all the screaming, but I can't stop. Because they won't stop.

We got trapped in this warehouse and they found us with ease, I want to lie down, let the dark come and take me, but I keep pushing. Even with the bullet wound that Tommy's dumb ass gave me in the side. I hope he didn't hit anything vital. My legs can barely move, but I keep walking, backwards, towards what we hope is an exit. Something soft beneath my feet threatens to make me slip, but I catch myself and swing again, painting whatever is near it with brains and blood. What an idiot I am. I can't help myself and I look down. Geoff was barely seventeen, already under mountains of stress after watching his kid sister and parents go the way they did, but he decided to check himself out of all of this. His baby blue eyes were still open and staring at nothing despite the top of his skull being thoroughly turned into mush by the last shell in his shotgun.

I had to remind myself to move. Another hard and ragged scrape down my forearm was a nice attention grabber. I swung again, knocking the one with the wandering hand into several others behind him. I should be dead. I should just let go. But I can't. Every time I see one of them a rage that I ain't never felt before bursts out of me like a bomb of energy, pushing me to the depths I didn't think I could reach. I hear chain-link fence behind me, a lock and such rattle. They'd found the exit. Then I heard curse words, arguing. The exit was locked. I had the heaviest tool out of all of us so I gave up my little stand off and turned and ran to the others. I ain't never ran from a fight in my life, but I ain't never had to fight like this, neither. I screamed for them to move out the way as I swung, broke the lock and the damn security chain in one swing.

Only had enough time to push open the two bars to let one of us squeeze through at a time. First Denna, then Mickey, I followed, and Suzanne brought up the rear. Chaffed me up good through the shirt I had on, but I made it. I turned back to pull Suzanne through and she screamed. Dozens of rotten hands had her, already ripping into her pretty face, tearing at her thin body, pulling out chunks of her blonde hair. She was gone. I tried not to think as I looked away and ran, even with as many of those things as there were, she screamed for quite a while. Wish I could've helped her. I joined the other two left, those things, the walking dead, hot on our trail. I said a small prayer for the couple we lost, but we had to keep moving.

It's a strange sensation feeling your own blood run out of you like the way it's running out of me. You get cold, like the kind of cold that they ain't invented a jacket for, yet. Then you get tired. Like I am now. My eyes are barely staying open, but they're open. Then your breathing gets hard. Like you've been running all day. But to be fair to the lost blood: I HAVE been running all day. But we were close to our little place and I'd be able to rest. Doc Sully'd be able to fix me up. He calls me "Jersey Shore Boy" cause of where I'm from, but I ain't no model. And I ain't no TV star. Thinking helps keep the tired away, for now, but the thing that's keeping up is anger. We'd failed to get the supplies we'd needed.

Our door swings open and we make it in. I hit the ground, trying to catch my breath, trying to make the world stop spinning, then I hear all the questions. I don't care right now. I just want Doc to tell me it's okay to sleep for a week. I hope the guy and the gal we'd sent to the other hospital made it okay.

A Friend To The End (Short Original)

He sat on the rooftop, staring over the edge of the stones before him. The sun was making its final descent towards the sea and its bed, the moon moving slow to take its place. Clouds lazily passed over the purple and pinks in the sky.

He'd tried so hard to make it work in his mind. Tried to rationalize. Tried to explain. Tried to see the world through the tears in his eyes, making the world dance like a water color sprung to life.
She said she loved him. Said they'd be together forever. And she lied. Her eyes were cold as ice as she turned away from him and walked out the door for the last time. Her words had cut deeper than anything he'd ever experienced.

Another wave of sadness washed over him. His muscles ached from the crying. Hot tears ran down his chilled cheeks. Even breathing was starting to hurt. Even as the city seventy stories below him sang its never ending song he barely heard it. His ears flooded with her voice.
He barely felt the dawn come, the night passing without incident. He hadnt moved. Hadn't tried.

Soon his muscles drove him. Aches and soreness ran through him as his legs lifted his weight onto the edge of the building, the street below beckoning.
The wind seemed to push at him, wanting him to jump. Then. He heard it. A voice as clear as the dawn rising before him. "What the hell are you doing?" He didn't answer. It was obvious. "Gonna jump? Over her, huh?" The smell of cigarette danced with the bittersweet wind that glided past him.
He drew a deep breath.

"Now that will not be an open casket." The voice continued, "The fall will just make you mush. They'll put your remains in a mashed potato bucket." He tried not to smile at the image. "Hey. Maybe we can get KFC to sponsor the whole thing. Your epitaph will be 'Loved food so much he became it.'" The smile finally cracked and more tears came. "Shut up, man. You don't understand." He tried to argue. "Don't understand? Pfft. There's a million girls just like her. Waiting to tap dance on your heart."

He spread his arms, trying to steel himself for the fall. "I give it four days and a bottle of schnapps. You'll be right as rain." Another waft of cigarette smoke ran up his nose. "I don't drink schnapps." It was useless to argue but he tried. "Well you never drank like a man. Always buying those fruity drinks." Both he and the voice chuckled. "One time." "A man can build a million bridges and suck one cock. He will not be known as a bridge builder. He'll be known as a cocksucker." The laughter made him drop his arms.

He wiped the tears from his eyes. His face hurt from the smile. Suddenly memories flooded him, bars and noisy parties. "Besides. You can't kill yourself." The smile faded away. "Why is that?" Another plume of smoke wafted by. "Oh I'm not doubting your ability to simply take a step forward. You've been walking since you were eight." Again the two chuckled together. "Then what?"

The voice laughed. It was a voice he'd known for almost all his life. It's the voice of his best friend. The two of them cavorted and drank and genuinely made each others lives miserable and impossible to live without the other. "Then what? Did you forget? You made me a promise." He took a deep breath, reeling back the tears that tried to start anew. "Yeah. Yeah I did." The words ran through his mind at a pace. Like they had since the day he'd said them.
"You can't break that promise. You said so yourself. Remind me. What did you promise me?"

It was a sad smile as the words came forth. Both he and the voice of his best friend spoke them together. "If you can't walk, brother, You crawl. If you can't crawl, man, you find someone to carry you. And if you can't do that them you get someone to carry your memory. I'll never let you die, man. Never." He nodded, remembering those words. Remembering what they meant.
He stepped off the ledge, knowing his best friend was right.

"I can't honor that if I die." "No. You can't." He wiped the new tears away, smiling the best he could. "You've always known what to say. Always, man." He turned, expecting that big bright smile, pale hands holding a cigarette. But he wasn't there. Then the last memory he wanted came back. His best friend died two years ago. An accidental shooting in a bar he was in. He had gotten there just in time to promise his best friend that and hold him as he breathed his last breath through a smile.

The day was new and bright. And he decided: "I'll carry on. Until the end, I'll carry on. Thanks, brother."